The leaders after our first week of competition are: Boles/Macera and Baker/Baker each with 13 points in the Lansing division and Thomas/Carey with 14 points in the World division.
Top 10 Caddy Comments
#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
. . And the #1 best caddy comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Week #2 honors go to the following individuals:
Low gross:Lansing Division - 36 - Jeff Bowman and Bob Knapp
World Division - 39 - Stuart Thomas and Gerry Place
Low net:Lansing Division - 31 - Dick Baker
World Division - 32 - Ray Doty
Skins: Jeff Bowman on #13 and Stuart Thomas on #16
CTTP: Stuart Thomas - 9' 5"
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